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About Me Member Emotional Poet CandicexCatastrophic15/Female/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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i am 100% mentally insane

Sun Feb 22, 2009, 4:09 PM
  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: rise against - behind closed doors
  • Reading: impulse
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing.
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 13

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 16

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. ( I was slow that day D
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 20

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 25

GRAND TOTAL: 25

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane.

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yea ok so I am candice. Of course. Uhm I write stories, poetry i used to edit photos, i write little blogs and stuff about whats going on in my life and make it useful too anyone else who needs it because what i go through, will help kids know that their not the only ones.

I dress unique, i wear makeup thats
"coon eyes" too me, and no one else does it in my town. so why not do it if no one else is. I like to shop out of town so no one has the same clothes as me. I go to a uniformed school and its very helpful so you don't get picked on.
I listen to 3 types of genres; Death metal (or just metal), Classic rock, and techno.

Im very nice and random and i love helping out my friends.
therefor. I hope you like me and don't jughe me for how i look, wait till you get to know me first? ok. :)

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: what??
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Hm?
  • Print preference: hm?
  • Interests: black eyeshadow/eyeliner, Music, Poetry, school.
  • Favourite movie: So far? i like Nick and norahs infinite playlist
  • Favourite band or musician: Underoath, bring me the horizon, i killed the prom queen, JEFFREE STAR, or sky eats airplane
  • Favourite genre of music: Basically metal
  • Favourite artist: ??
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ellen Hopkins (amazing poet)
  • Favourite photographer: none
  • Favourite style of art: none
  • Operating System: none
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod shuffle
  • Shell of choice: ??
  • Wallpaper of choice: O_O
  • Skin of choice: all skin?
  • Favourite game: Truth or dare
  • Favourite gaming platform: ??
  • Favourite cartoon character: hello kitty FTW, or miffy
  • Personal Quote: AMG Are you serial?
  • Tools of the Trade: O_O

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Comments


:iconpeytonolivia:
thanks for the add!
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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
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What a great email it was!!

















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It's on the tip of my tongue
It's on the back of my lungs
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:iconmellyburstofbayum:
Thnx for the fav dammit ;D

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thank u for teh add^_^

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:iconmellyburstofbayum:
Thnx for the faaaav~

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